Raw: Beat The Bullshit!

I don't know what to say. This is all just utter stupidity. How many more times do the fans have to see these recycled main events? So, Shaq comes up with the brilliant idea of the Beat The Clock Challenge. You'd have to be blind not to see that it was either going to be Triple H or John Cena who would win. If things stay on the course they've charted, the value of Summerslam just decreased greatly for me.

Can't creative come up with something better for Jericho to do? It's the same thing week after week. I can't imagine Chris is too thrilled with the repetition. Another thing, Jericho is much too talented to be paired with The Big Show. WWE's efforts to make Show viable have always failed. It's time to put the big man out to pasture. Seriously.

Kudos to Evan Bourne for his victory over Jack Swagger. I can only hope this means that WWE finally realizes it's time to push him like he deserves. We shall see.

I can't comment on the main event because I refuse to watch anything with Cryme Tyme.

Quote Of The Moment...

"Superboy and The Invisible Girl.. Son of steel and daughter of air. He's a hero, a lover, a prince. She's not there."

-Superboy And The Invisible Girl-Next To Normal

Night Of Champions

Congratulations are an order for Mickie James, Christian, and Jeff Hardy. All are new champions on their respective brands and had awesome matches. The six-pack challenge was my favorite part of the show and saw the unlikely outcome of Kofi Kingston retaining the United States championship. Orton, Triple H, and Cena was surprisingly entertaining until the all-too-predictable run-in. While I'm happy Randy still has his title, I really wish he would have retained on his own merits.

The diva bouts were excellent. Michelle McCool is definitely the top heel of all the women in the company. Maryse does a great job and is improving greatly with every match, but needs to change up her game a little to stay fresh. Tommy Dreamer fell to Christian in a hard-fought contest. Personally, I think the belt would have been better utilized had it stayed on Dreamer. I hope it's not long before we see Christian moved to another brand and used properly. Night Of Champions was amazing! Catch the replay if you can.

My Life According To Barbra Streisand

Just a fun little something I did using Barbra as inspiration.

Are you a male or female?
One less man to pick up after. No more laughter. No more love.

Describe yourself:
Run wild out on the edge of time child. Carry your dreams away. No one can hold you now. For you are an island.

How do you feel:
Bewitched, Bothered, And Bewildered.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
I'm in a New York state of mind.

Your best friend is:
Ageless and evergreen.

What's the weather like:
It's raining, it's pouring. My love life is boring me to tears.

Favorite time of day:
And the night will become our golden dawn.

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Guilty Pleasures

What is life to you:
This will be my shining hour. Calm and happy and bright.

Something you would say:
My idea of a perfect world, is one in which we really appreciate each others differences. Short/Tall, Democrat/Republican, Black/White, Gay/Straight. A world in which all of us are equal, but definitely not the same.

What is the best advice you have to give:
I don't care if you're the patient or the doctor, relationships are difficult to have.

Thought for the Day:
It's the laughter we'll remember whenever we remember the way we were.

Something bothersome:
How I miss you kissing me goodnight.

My motto:
People who need people are the luckiest people in the world.

Love Is The Answer Track Listing!

Here is the complete track listing for the upcoming Barbra Streisand record Love Is The Answer.

1. Here's To Life
2. In The Wee Small Hours
3. Gentle Rain
4. If You Go Away
5. Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most
6. Make Someone Happy
7. Where Do You Start?
8. A Time For Love
9. Here's That Rainy Day
10. Love Dance
11. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
12. Bonus Track-You Must Believe In Spring

Quote Of The Moment...

"What heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten."

-Southern Cross-Crosby, Stills, And Nash

One Voice

Streisand fans waited a long time for One Voice to debut on DVD. Was it worth it? In some respects. Picture is clear and improved for the most part. However, excessive grain and other distractions are very evident in some audience shots. The new surround sound mix is an absolute pleasure. A definite "A" on the audio side.

How is the concert itself? Song selection is certainly appropriate for this political fundraiser. Barbra's vocals are strong and confident. Barry Gibb makes a special appearance to duet with her and the chemistry between the pair is electrifying. The politically-minded commentary of the evening serves well to emphasize the urgent feel that Streisand no doubt does her best to make apparent. One Voice stands as a great example of why Barbra Streisand is an icon.

The Death Of TNA?

Apparently, there's major unrest backstage at TNA. Rumor has said unrest resulting in the ouster of Jeff Jarrett. If this scenario were to materialize, Vince Russo would likely assume creative control. Without someone to keep an eye on him, I have no doubt that Mr. Russo could spell the end for TNA. Let us not forget that this is the man partially responsible for the death of WCW. He is considered by many to be the worst booker ever. Someone needs to realize what a terrible business decision this would be and stop it in its tracks. Get your head out of your ass and hire Paul Heyman immediately.

Freddie Frog

Would like everyone to meet Freddie. Found him at the fair last week and had to bring him home. Just too cute!

Here We Go Again!

You guessed it, my computer crapped out again! Just decided to turn off and not reboot. Redoing everything every couple of months is getting really old. Don't know what the problem is. Wish I had the money to get a new machine. Hopefully we'll stay up and running for a while this time. Please!

Elton John On My Answering Machine!

You can imagine my excitement when I came home from the fair Saturday night and heard Elton John's voice on my answering machine. Tim had gone to see him and told me he would call during Daniel so I could listen. So amazing! Greatest message ever! Thanks, buddy!

Uncontrolled Hysteria...

It's all well and good to be a huge fan of someone. Believe me, I know. My obsession with Barbra Streisand is forever. That being said, there are instances were it can go too far. Rebecca and I were watching a Michael Jackson concert this morning and I was shocked by the behavior of the audience. People were passing out before the man even sang a note. I ask you, what's the point of paying and unbelievable amount of money to see your idol if you don't even get to enjoy the show. As over the moon as I was to finally see Barbra live, I kept a fair amount of composure. Waiting as long as I did, nothing was going to keep me from seeing her performance in its entirety.

It's almost as if the people there to see Michael lost all self control. While celebrities can certainly touch and change lives, it's important to remember that they are just people. It scares me when people get so carried away and careless. While everyone is free to enjoy what they like, there's no need for hysteria. It's all quite ridiculous.

Incredible!

I went to see RENT on Tuesday night with Rebecca and Kyle. It was amazing! Being in the same building as Anthony Rapp (original Mark) was absolutely surreal. Adam Pascal (original Roger) was advertised but no-showed. That huge disappointment aside, it was a perfect evening all around. Definitely something I'll remember for a long, long time!

Shoot With Tammy Lynn Sytch

The best shoot interview I have ever seen! If you love professional wrestling, you know and admire Ms. Sytch's work. Refreshingly honest and straight forward, this interview allows one an amazingly candid look into the heart of a woman who truly loves wrestling. Mesmerizing! Thank you, Tammy!

Audio and video quality is fair. Truthfully, you'll get so caught up in the emotion of everything that it won't matter.

Paul Levesque

Mr. Levesque's first effort is disappointing. Unfortunately, the song selection doesn't allow him to properly showcase his amazing talent. The awesome range and power of his voice is held in check by the weak material. The heart and emotion present during most performances is noticeably absent. I expected better and know he is more than capable of delivering.

Raw: Bourne Better...

Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston are phenomenal. To go out there, with the small time they were allotted, and steal the show is amazing. These two gentlemen are the future of the business and should be looked upon as such. More TV time for both, please.

Ted DiBiase, Jr. and Randy Orton had a solid match. If junior can improve upon what's already there, the sky's the limit. He needs to venture out on his own and do some growing.

John Cena and Triple H put in a good one. It's just a shame to have a quality match end in such a ridiculous way. I'm not looking forward to the recycled main event at Night Of Champions. Something really special is going to have to happen to capture and maintain my interest. Not likely.

Time...

Time...

Slow and fast.

Ally and foe.

Friend and thief.

Love and hate.
Birth and death.

Promise-filled beginnings.

Sorrowful, untimely endings.

Old and young.

We are all at your mercy.

Beautiful and fierce.

How much do we have?

One never knows...

Copyright 2009 Regis C. Spangler III

True Evil...

I'm sad to say that I think I was wrong about Taylor returning. Unfortunate, really. Was looking forward to her psychotic brand of entertainment. As crazy as she is though, Taylor has absolutely nothing on Carl. Trying to have Rachel killed at the television studio was just the latest in his long line of unspeakable deeds. I have a feeling, that when all is over, Rachel is going to look back on this attempt to take her life as the good old days. There's no telling what lengths Carl will go to in trying to get what he wants. A man with no morals or boundaries is extremely dangerous. I've heard rumors that Rachel and Carl eventually become involved romantically. If accurate, I can't wait to see how it all unfolds. Oh, boy!

As much as I enjoy Jake and Paulina, their constant arguing is getting old. I hope the pace picks up soon. Bring on the amazing supercouple I've heard so much about.

Sam and Amanda are boring. How many more times do we have to see someone staying with someone else out of obligation. If Olivia knew what was going on, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like playing second fiddle. The collective men of Bay City need to grow a pair and stop being so selfish.

While we're on the subject of selfish idiots, I'll mention Cass. He up and leaves a perfectly happy life with Frankie to run back to his first wife and kiss her boo-boos. After a couple of months of "trying" to work things out, he gets bored and expects Frankie to be waiting. He confesses his love, admits his mistake, but says he can't leave Kathleen quite yet because of Carl. Confused? I am. I hope Frankie tells him to kick rocks the next time he comes sniffing around her heals. I hate him so much!

The Age Of Orton On Display!

Isn't this just the coolest thing ever?! My friend Kyle got it for me for my birthday. All my other action figures best behave unless they want an RKO! Randy Orton kicks so much ass! Thanks, Kyle!

Totally Engrossed...

Wow, whatever they were watching must have been absolutely captivating. It's so nice to see them sitting together sweet and calm. :)

Someone's In The Kitchen...

This is delicious Chicken Picatta. Rebecca and I had it for dinner last night. We added spinach just to do a little something different with it. Yummy!

Michael Jackson

I wasn't going to comment on any of this, but feel I have to now. Michael Jackson is a legendary figure in the music world and should be remembered for his professional contributions. I couldn't help but feel sorry when thinking that he'd experienced inhuman amounts of scrutiny and pain in his life. No one should ever have to go through anything close to what he has. Yes, there was certainly fame, fortune, and adulation. There isn't anyone in the world who should judge how that all effected him. When all is said and done, the truth is that he is the only one who will ever really know. Michael Jackson's professional successes are nearly unmatched. It is my hope that he be remembered for the amazingly unique and talented artist he was. May he truly find peace now.

Throwback!

Just hilarious! Rebecca drew this years ago, I came across it yesterday, and had to share. Look at the amazing attention to detail! She even has the right arm in the air! Absolutely priceless!

Music!

That's right, people! I have music on my blog now. Feel like listening while you browse? Just scroll down until you see the Ipod on the left side of the page and click the play button. Only have a couple of songs so far, but will be adding more periodically. Enjoy!

The Bash: So What?

Just got done watching The Bash from last night and don't really care. Yes, there were a few good matches. Chris and Rey stole the show with their Intercontinental Championship bout. When amazing athletes are left to do what they do best, magic happens. I'm very happy that Michelle McCool is the new Women's Champion. This beautiful young lady is one hell of a wrestler who seems really dedicated to perfecting her craft. Got to love hard work and dedication. CM Punk and Jeff Hardy had a respectably good contest. I think it was a smart move to keep the strap on Punk. You can't put a major championship around the waist of someone who isn't sure about their future in the business.

Please, put ECW out of our misery. It's so obvious that the inclusion of the brand on the show was an afterthought. It's sad that the championship means absolutely nothing. Nothing about the brand resembles the old company that people loved. No one cares. Save the company money and lay the ECW name to rest once and for all.

Who else hopes that this was the blowoff match in the feud between Triple H and Randy Orton? How many more times are we going to be forced to watch these two square off? It's played out to the point of stupidity already. Move on.

John Cena vs. The Miz was the perfect opportunity for us to see the beginning of a rise to stardom. Instead, we're "treated" to Cena making short work of Miz. Why spend so much time shaping a rivalry to end it so quickly? I expect big things from The Miz in the very near future. Maybe John Cena was to much of a girl to hang.

The good definitely didn't outweigh the bad with The Bash.

What?!

What the hell?! I don't even know where to start. What exactly did Vince McMahon think including Donald Trump in the show for one week would do? Does he actually think the fans are stupid enough to buy this shit? Horribly botched Trump angle aside, giving away the main event of a pay-per-view for free isn't exactly smart. Another thing, what's the point of having three separate brands if the superstars from each can appear on any show? The brand extension was ridiculous to begin with and needs to be undone faster than you can say "bad booking." One more gripe. The fact that there's hardly any wrestling on a wrestling program is ridiculous. It makes me want to puke!

Okay, there are a few bright spots. Randy Orton is an amazing heel. Everything he does is so believable and intriguing. He is the personification of evil, and the fact that he fully embraces it keeps me glued to the screen. Next, I alwaays enjoy a good diva match. The women on the WWE roster are extremely talented for the most part and I love when they are given the opportunity to show it.

I hope somebody in charge realizes what a terrible show Raw has been and makes changes soon. Right now, they should be ashamed to call this their flagship show.

Evita: Original Broadway Cast

A fan of the Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice classic? You won't find a better recording! Believe me, I own nearly every in existence. Using words like perfect, impeccable, and flawless to describe it seems a disservice somehow. A masterpiece a million times over!

Info Regarding Forthcoming Streisand Album!

Columbia Records has issued an official press release regarding Barbra Streisand's forthcoming album. To be titled Love Is The Answer, a mix of jazz-flavored classics and standards is the order of the day. September, 29, 2009 is the expected release date. However, as we all are well aware when it comes to our Barbra, things can change quickly and unexpectedly. Track listing isn't available as of yet, but will be posted as soon as it is made so. My expectations for this one are extremely high. Am waiting with great anticipation to see if they are met.

Something (Almost) Positive...

After the post blasting everything All My Children yesterday, I'm here to say something a little positive. I just got through watching Jake and Amanda's nuptials and, in spite of myself, enjoyed them. Of course, I wish David hadn't interrupted and Tad performing the ceremony was quite ridiculous, but all involved acted their hearts out to make it believable. Favorite part had to be Jake waiting like an impatient child for Tad to finish so he could kiss Amanda. The vows were sweet on both ends to. Most certainly the best thing on AMC in a while.

Knots Untied?

Poor Iris! All the time and energy she's been exerting in an attempt to expose Paulina has been for not. Fear not, though, I'm sure she'll find many other ways to cause trouble.

Hooray! Jake and Paulina are finally married! I have a strange feeling things aren't going to go exactly as planned. I'll tell you one thing for sure, I can't wait for the real love story between these two to begin. Maybe then, Jake will finally realize that Marley isn't worth his affection. Jensen Buchanan is stiff and unlikable as Victoria/Marley. I've yet to see any sort of spark, decent acting, or attempt to own the roles. Hopefully, all the good I've heard about her portrayal of these characters shows itself eventually.

Matt is a total sleeze! Just minutes after humping Lorna, he's with Jenna acting the perfect boyfriend. It won't be long before Dean catches onto the game he's playing and makes things right. I'm actually excited to see the relationship between Jenna and Dean develop and hope it delivers on the potential that's there.

There's a storm brewing in Bay City and it's sure to bring tons of delicious drama. When the weather gets bad on soaps, it's always can't miss!

Why???

Okay, so I've been catching up on the AMC I missed because of the hospital and am disgusted and confused. Why exactly is "wish she was" Liza involved in every aspect of the show? It's obvious to anyone with eyes and ears that Ms. Luner is a one-note, terrible actress. Making matters worse, (if that's even possible), the writing for this formerly amazing character is sophomoric and abysmal. I don't see the point of any of this and hope we, as a viewing audience, are put out of our misery concerning not-Liza sooner rather than later. Please!

Why exactly did the beloved character of Stuart have to die? If Charles Pratt is so damn desperate to see a ratings increase, go back to the tried-and-true method of playing vets in sophisticated, engrossing storylines. The entire approach to this supposed murder mystery has been horrendously executed from the start. We, as viewers, should have been either left wondering which twin died, or have been the ones in on it watching the citizens of Pine Valley piecing the puzzle together and slowly learning the truth. Instead of everyday common sense prevailing, we're treated to a rushed, write-as-we-go, uninteresting mess. How much louder are fans going to have to scream before Charles Pratt's hackneed ways come to an end?

I wrote some time ago that it's hard to get invested in a storyline when you don't know how long an actor or actress is sticking around. Maybe that's why I'm not completely onboard with the Jake/Amanda pairing. Sure, Chrishell has re-upped till the end of the year. Then what? Are we going to be forced to endure another horrific miscast when she finally smartens up and leaves? I just don't know. I can't talk about it anymore.

Open My Eyes, Lord

No need for a long review. If you're a fan of Christian music, and/or great voices, this is the CD for you. Will bring you to tears, and leave you feeling inspired and uplifted for days. Incredible!

... And Ain't It Grand!

Finally, back in business! I've been away for a little while due to an unexpected hospital stay. I'm better now and would like to thank everyone for their well wishes and support.

Blessed...

You know something. I am one of the luckiest people in the world. I woke up this morning to find a very sweet comment from someone who found my blog. Her words inspired me so, that I got to thinking. Who has it better than I do, seriously? Sure, I have a physical disability that is very frustrating at times, but I refuse to let it define me. God blessed me with it because he knew I could handle it.

Over the years, I've struggled. Making and keeping friends has always been the most difficult challenge. I've come to realize though that true friends are dependable, loving, loyal people who are always there. As I write this, my best friend comes to mind. It took what seemed like forever but I finally found a true friendship that I couldn't live without. Tim has been my rock and is someone who inspires me everyday. That is not to say that I don't love my other friends dearly, but he is definitely amazing.

All right, enough of that. When he reads this, he's going to give me a Pedigree for being so emotional. Sorry buddy!

I would also like to take a moment to acknowledge my amazing family. I couldn't ask for better parents or siblings. Growing up, a conscious decision was made on their part to treat me like they would anyone else. They allowed me to grow, change, and experience without being overprotective or suffocating. I appreciate that more than I can put into words and will be forever grateful.

I know I'm probably rambling, but I felt compelled to say these things. Thank you to all I have ever loved and will love in the future. You've helped shape the individual I am. I love you all.

Labyrinth-A Novel

A.C.H Smith does an amazing job spinning a novel from this beloved film. Though I didn't think it possible, the world of Labyrinth is even more realized in print. Those who know the characters of the movie will find their knowledge enriched by the detail with which Smith describes every situation. Not familiar with the magic of the Jim Henson classic? Don't worry, the book will be just as enchanting. This novel has replaced The Neverending Story as my all-time favorite fantasy. Once the journey begins, you'll find yourself wishing the clock would never strike thirteen.

She's Baa-aack!

I certainly hope John and Sharlene don't get too comfortable. Taylor is back and ready to serve up some revenge. She's as psychotic as ever and I'm going to love every second! Okay, I know this post is really short, but I had to share the good news with everyone! Hooray for Taylor!

Charlotte's Web

Charming. That's the first word I think of when this book comes to mind. I don't remember it as a child and felt kind of goofy having a desire to read it as an adult. I'm very glad I did. Charlotte's Web teaches lessons of tolerance, patience, friendship, loyalty, and sacrifice that everyone would be better to try to live by. The most appealing thing about this classic read is that it isn't written as a typical children's book. Old and young alike will find it enjoyable and take away individual inspirations. Definitely recommended in the highest regard.

Dinner, Boats, And Laughs...

Yesterday afternoon, I decided that I was going to ask Rebecca to dinner. I hadn't been to my favorite Chinese restaurant, Bamboo Garden in a long time and couldn't stay away any longer. We had a wonderful time. Great food, insightful conversation, laughing. After we had finished, and realized it was too nice to come back home right away, we went to the docks to see the boats. I had never been, and was quite fascinated. After a few minutes of serious conversation, we decided to lighten the mood by taking pictures.

We decided to have a photo shoot with Rebecca as the model. While all the pictures were beautiful, this one definitely stood out.

Thank you, Rebecca, for a wonderful evening. It was great fun and I will remember it for a long time.

Push Me, Pull You...

I hate Cass Winthrop! I really wish he would start making decisions with the head on his shoulders. He knows absolutely nothing about police work but is insisting on sticking his nose in the Signet investigation. It may be fun for him to play these little, ridiculous games, but it's not going to end well. If nothing else, Cass should think of the two women he supposedly loves and put their safety and welfare ahead of his stupidity. I wish Signet would take him out!

Scooby-Doo --I mean John and Sharlene are getting on my last nerve. I really don't know how much more of their stupid adventures I can take. John needs to cut his losses and take a full-time position at the clinic. I can understand wanting to clear your name and reputation, but this dance is getting real tired. After all these hours of agony, I had better at least get my Taylor payoff!

Brokeback Mountain

What to say about Brokeback Mountain. Though only a short story, it packs a punch that most novels lack. Intense from cover to cover, this book will leave you pondering the definition of love, and wishing you had it as described in the pages. While a quick read, this book is a must. This account of love, longing, circumstance, and regret will linger within you. Superb!

Wicked: 2003 Original Broadway Cast

We'll get the truth out of the way immediately. I was completely obsessed with this recording upon first discovery. It having been years and my obsession waned, I can now give an honest review. The two women in the leads fit perfectly. Convincing, wonderful voices, the whole deal. One problem immediately noticeable however is the fact that one can hear every breath taken. It becomes really annoying and distracting, watering down enjoyment. Next, large sections of the score are repetitive. Not good. The end being Disneyized to appeal to a younger audience doesn't help either.

As for the good, there are some touching moments and beautifully written songs. If you enjoy analyzing material, this piece provides plenty of opportunity. As fair warning, have a box of tissues set aside specifically for For Good. You'll cry for days. I can't quite wrap it up in a simple bow. Wicked is one of those shows that truly has to be judged on an individual basis.

Daytime Emmy Nominations...

Nominations for the 2009 Daytime Emmys have just been announced. All My Children has racked up an impressive twelve. That said, I think there are only two that have a chance of winning. Debbi Morgan pretty much has a lock in the Lead Actress category. Alicia Minshew is a possibility, but I won't be holding my breath. I don't think AMC is deserving of the majority of its nominations. There is one glaring omission. One Life To Live being snubbed for Outstanding Drama Series is a crime. I'll definitely be tuning in to see how it all plays out.

Streisand-The Concerts

Note: For the purpose of this post, the previously reviewed Live In Concert 2006 will not be
mentioned.

If you're a Streisand fan, you've been eagerly anticipating the release of this set. From a technical standpoint, be prepared for a major letdown. With no care given to the audio or visual restoration of The Concert: Live At Arrowhead Pond or The Making Of The Broadway Album, one is left feeling cheated and duped. Don't expect much of annything.

Technical issues aside, it's absolutely amazing to finally have these two Streisand treasures on DVD. I defy anyone to not get swept up in the pure magic that is Barbra live. There is nothing better!

The Making Of The Broadway Album is a take it or leave it situation. While it's nice to see once for insight and rare recording sessions, it doesn't bare repeated viewing and will most likely be forgotten in short order. Well worth purchasing for Arrowhead alone.

Quote Of The Moment...

"I need you now. Do you think you can cope? You figured me out.. that I'm lost and I'm hopeless. I'm bleeding and broken. Though I've never spoken, I come undone."

-Mad Season-Matchbox Twenty

The Role Of Paulina Cory...

Those are words I didn't expect to hear yesterday when tuning into Another World. One of my biggest soap annoyances is when actors and actresses change without warning. Cali Timmins had won my heart as Paulina from the moment I started watching. Now, though, Judi Evans as officially stepped in. It's only been one day, so I'm willing to give her a chance. Apparently, Jake and Evans' Paulina eventually become a supercouple. We'll have to wait and see if I feel the magic.

Quote Of The Moment...

"Special to me in my life since the first day that I met you. How could I ever forget you once you had touched my soul?"

-Unusual Way-Barbra Streisand

#1!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's official! Streisand-The Concerts has debuted at number one and is the highest selling music DVD of the year so far. Incredible news for Barbra and her supporters. I can't believe we still have a new album to look forward to!

Baker's Babe Back...

Yes, unfortunately you heard me right. Amanda Baker is set to return to All My Children in May as Babe Carey. In ghostly form, the character visits JR and Krystal and is the catalyst for the revelation of a secret. The stint will last a handful of episodes.

Happy Girl!

Was so happy to finally spend the entire day with my niece. We had lots of fun and bonded for the first time. She was absolutely enthralled by the kittens and if was awesome to see that beautiful smile. What a joy she is!

Someone's In The Kitchen...

Bacon, cheese and potato casserole. Is it the healthieest thing in the world to eat? Probably not. Come to think of it, it doesn't even look good. Trust me, it was.

Rockin' The Do!

Back in black. I knew the Mohawk wouldn't stay gone for long.

My Two Cents...

As everyone knows by now, Jamie Luner has assumed the role of Liza Colby. Let's examine this in depth, shall we? It's common knowledge that Ms. Luner starred on Melrose Place during Charles Pratt's tenure with the show. It's also obvious that the two have remained friendly. First question, did their friendship play a role in this casting decision? Answer: Yes.

How can someone with blatant disregard for the rich history of All My Children be hired to helm this iconic show? Answer: Brian Frons is completely out of his mind. That's the only explanation for such a ludicrous choice. If Mr. Pratt had even the slightest of clues, he would realize that Liza is being written completely out of character. With her history of issues surrounding sex, Liza would never have jumped the bones of a man we're supposed to believe she doesn't know. To that point, it's beyond difficult to believe that Zach wouldn't know who Liza is. He's made it his business to know everything Chandler inside and out. What the fuck!

Continuing, have dye jobs become so unaffordable that highly paid actresses can't even afford to look the part? Answer: With the budget crunch that's effecting AMC, hair and makeup were the first to go. Liza has always been a platinum blonde. Red hair just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Answer; In addition to getting a law degree while away, Liza also found time to become a secret agent/private investigator and is looking for Dixie's real killer. As a side note, does anyone else find Jamie Luner's line delivery robotic?

Apparently, along with her many other talents, Liza has become a card shark. No, I'm not making this up. Everything I've said is actually happening. I know, my head hurts to. I just don't buy any of it. Nothing. There have been plenty of miscasts through the years, but this one really has me baffled. It just seems wrong on every level. There are other issues I would like to address on this topic, but it's legitimately worn me out. I'm signing off for now.

Fireworks!

What exactly does Carl have planned for Bay City? How will Kathleen figure in? What role will Lucas play? These are all questions I can't wait to get answers to. Carl is definitely one of the most intelligent villains I have ever seen on daytime. Just when the good citizens of BC think they have him pegged, he changes the game entirely. Top-notch drama!

Paulina and Jake are adorable. I have a feeling it won't be long before their little marriage scheme has real emotions mixed in to complicate things. The game of cat and mouse that they're playing is great entertainment. Awesome!

John and Sharlene are ridiculous already! You would think they'd realize by now that Taylor is always one step ahead, with nicely covered tracks. How much longer is this nonsense going to continue? Taylor needs to come back and rid Bay City of those two buffoons for good.

Matt Giraud Gone!

Okay, so I know I haven't done a lot of blogging about American Idol this season. Truth be told, with the exception of a couple of contestants, there hasn't been much to watch for. Unfortunately, this week saw the end of the Idol road for my favorite hopeful, Matt Giraud. I'm very disappointed, but look forward to following the awesome career he is sure to have. As for those remaining, I think it's fairly obvious that it's going to come down to Danny and Adam. Adam being putrid and ridiculous on every conceivable level, I hope Danny takes the crown. Honestly, now that Matt is gone, I really don't even care.

Quote Of The Moment...

"I don't care if you're the patient or the doctor, relationships are difficult to have."

-Barbra Streisand

Simply The Best!

Hooray! 4.9 million people watched the abbreviated broadcast of Live In Concert 2006 on CBS! Overnight, the highly anticipated Streisand-The Concerts shot to #1 on Amazon.com's preorder list. The good news just keeps coming. The CD version of Live In Concert 2006 has made its way onto several top five lists on Amazon as well. Amazing! I'm so proud of you, Barbra!

The Age Of Orton!

A new era in WWE history has begun. Randy Orton is champion once more. If the rest of the roster were smart, they'd beg forgiveness and do whatever necessary to join Legacy. We may all very well be witness to the rise of the most powerful group in the history of professional wrestling. This is only the beginning. I can't wait to go along for what is sure to be one hell of an amazing ride. Fasten your seatbelts everyone!

Easter Photo...

I love it! He just gets more and more adorable. Growing up so fast!

Sincerity...

Tom Eplin is amazing! My heart broke for Jake when he finally came to the realization that there isn't hope of reuniting with Marley. I just wish Jake would learn from his mistakes instead of setting his sights on terrorizing poor Paulina. Whatever happens, I'm hooked. Mr. Eplin is fast becoming one of my favorite actors, brava!

Why does everyone insist on treating Victoria like a meddlesome child? I really don't like the way Ryan is always sidestepping her questions and putting everyone else first. She seems to be ignored at every turn and I can't see her putting up with it for much longer. If Ryan isn't careful, she's going to walk out and not look back.

It looks as though Kathleen finally has Cass. How long will it last? I don't think it will be long before Cass thinks he has to play hero when he finds out Frankie is pregnant. Kathleen is a strong, beautiful woman who deserves better than to be second best. Then again, how much sympathy can you have for someone who continually places themselves in that role?

Quote Of The Moment...

"If you want to buy my wares, follow me and climb the stairs."

-Love For Sale-Patti LuPone

Kathleen Or Frankie?

Let's be clear, I don't think Cass deserves either. That jerk seems to enjoy having two women at war over him. If I had to choose one to have what they think would be their happily ever after, it would definitely be Kathleen. She's been through three lifetimes of hell and is in desperate need of a break. Frankie is too needy and clingy for my liking. She needs to focus all her energy on what's best for the baby now and let everything else fall away. Get it together, woman!

Speaking of desperate, delusional women, Donna needs help. If ever the old saying about the truth setting one free applied, it would be to this situation. Why is it so difficult for this beautiful, highly intelligent woman to tell the truth? Doesn't she realize that practicing that one simple rule could rid her life of all unnecessary heartache and problems? Donna lies as easily as she breathes. Not a good way to live.

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor! I imagine she's having a wonderful time watching John, Sharlene and company run in circles. Everytime that crew of junior detectives hits a dead end, I can't help but chuckle. I know it won't last forever, but I'll be cheering Taylor on until it all catches up.

Undeniable Chemistry...

So, I may be in the minority with this, but I don't like the way Marley treated Jake when she saw him on the tent crew. Don't get me wrong, I completely understand wanting revenge when someone does you wrong, but there are ways to go about it. The way that Marley through her supposed happiness in Jake's face was rude and unnecessary. To that point, I think she was doing her best to try to hide her obvious feelings for him. I may be wrong, but I think it's only a matter of time before these two find their way back to each other.

Taylor has taken to haunting John and Sharlene from beyond the grave. I love it! Something tells me the menacing doctor isn't really dead. The scenario, as it's playing out now, seems perfectly set up for an eventual return. I wish I could have seen Taylor's psychosis from the beginning. She has certainly been the most entertaining part of the show in the short time I've watched. I absolutely cannot wait to see what else the deranged doc has in store for the smug pair. Delicious!

Say Sneeze!

What better way to wish your uncle a happy birthday then to sneeze all over his cake? This was definitely one of the funniest moments I remember in a while. So glad we got the perfect picture to capture the hilariity.

Guttman's Alex Cambias Senior Resurfaces...

The Satin Slayer lives! Ronald Guttman returns to All My Children in May to terrorize the citizens of Pine Valley. One has to wonder why the useless Senior Cambias is even needed at this point. Alex is said to be bringing shocking news pertaining to Dixie. Is she alive? Why can't the writers just leave the poor woman and her fans alone already?

Bat-Shit Crazy!

That Taylor Benson is definitely insane. Bringing Sharlene to an abandoned amusement park to kill her isn't exactly the brightest of ideas. I've never understood how women go so crazy over men who so obviously don't want them. Does Taylor honestly think murdering Sharlene is going to endear her to John? Let's get serious! Somehow, I just don't see this amusement park murder plot working out good for psycho Benson.

Quote Of The Moment...

"A man like me is dead in places other men feel liberated."

-I Want Love-Elton John

Bassey Back As Marian!

Look for fan favorite Jennifer Bassey to reprise her signature role in the near future. Apparently, Marian returns to town shortly after Liza. No word yet as to how long we can expect the stay to last.

Take Me Away...

So, I've recently discovered Another World through Hulu.com. To say I was immediately swept up would be a major understatement. The characters and storylines are so richly drawn and thought out that it's almost impossible not to fall in love instantly. The actors and actresses are right up there with the best in daytime. I absolutely cannot wait to see how things play out. I think I'm in it for the long haul. Bay City is quickly becoming one of my favorite places to visit.

Guiding Light Canceled!

Well, folks, it was just made official. The light will go out forever for television's longest running program. While I didn't tune in regularly, my heart is breaking. What does this mean for my beloved genre? How is it possibly expected to survive and thrive without the support and passion of the people heading the daytime divisions at ABC, NBC, and CBS? This is a terribly sad day that could very well mark the beginning of the end for daytime drama.

Streisand: Live In Concert 2006

I love it! I love it! I love it! To start, picture and sound quality are so superb they could be used as demo material. The special features included are wonderful and really add to the overall experience. The concert is absolutely sublime and showcases Barbra Streisand at her finest. Nothing to complain about here. One of the most incredible performances ever!

Bianca Returning Again...

Eden Riegel returns to All My Children on April 24th. It is presumed that Bianca and Reese will work through their issues and exit shortly after. As of this posting, there is no official word regarding the length of the return engagement.

The Hardcore Diaries

The third installment of the Foley autobiography series pales in comparison to the first two offerings. Sure, there are touching stories about his philanthropic work, and hilarious tales from the wrestling world. Not enough. I was looking/hoping for something entirely different. It feels as though the book was thrown together minutes before a deadline without much care. Much of the same all the way around. Extremely disappointing because I know Mick Foley is better than this. Don't waste your time.

Remembering Zelda...

This is the last picture ever taken of my sweet girl. I'm tearing up just looking at it. If I had thought for even a second that her fate would be so terrible, giving her up wouldn't have even been an option. She was adorable and a wonderful pet. I will never forgive a certain someone for sealing sweet Zelda's fate without letting me know so I could intervene. I'm so sorry and wish you were still here.

Luner Is New Liza...

Former Melrose Place star Jaime Luner steps into the role of Liza Colby, succeeding popular actress Marcy Walker. While no date has been officially confirmed, a late April/early May debut is expected.

Someone's Cute And Knows It...

Isn't he just too adorable? It's hard to believe how much he's growing and changing. It all happens so fast.

Dashed Dreams! Kaye Reups With AMC...

I am absolutely heartbroken. Thorsten Kaye has inked a new deal with All My Children. With the recent rumblings of failing contract negotiations, my heart was all aflutter with dreams of the demise of Zach Slater. Unfortunately for everyone who believes in the equal treatment of women, Mr. Slater is set to infect our television screens for a long time. I hate this!

Scott Chandler Returning...

Adam Mayfield will assume the role of Scott Chandler beginning April 9th. When last seen, the adopted son of Stuart was played by Forbes March. With his recent exit from One Life To Live, one wonders why March isn't reprising the role. Perhaps the idiots in charge were too stupid to ask.

Les Miserables-The 10th Anniversary Dream Cast In Concert At London's Royal Albert Hall (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)

Any fan of Les Miserables knows that the tenth anniversary concert cast is widely regarded as the best representation of the show. Vocals, performances, and casting are perfect. It's very rare to assemble such an amazingly talented company. You won't find a better cast anywhere.

Where the DVD itself is concerned, I couldn't be more disappointed. Picture quality is among the worst I've ever seen. For all intents and purposes, it looks as though a worn-out VHS was used as the master for this release. Absolutely disgraceful with technology today. This aspect alone makes it not worth the purchase.

Sound is passable at best. Why an upgrade to 5.1 surround hasn't been made is baffling. The documentary on the second disc is wonderful and really provides great insight into the creative process. So good it may even stand repeat viewing. My advice: If you have the original DVD release and can live without the documentary, wait until an improved version is available.

Back To Broadway

Save one unnecessary track, this recording is one of Barbra Streisand's finest. In as good a voice as ever, it is evident that she enjoys losing herself in every song. As is nearly inescapable, the inevitable comparison between this release and it's predecessor, The Broadway Album, is almost always made. In my humble opinion, this offering outshines the aforementioned in every way. Song selection, performance, and voice are far superior, and are on par with Ms. Streisand's best work.

There is one song however, that stands in the way of this album achieving perfection. The Music Of The Night, normally sung solo, but here in the form of a duet, comes off as only forced filler. This misstep is easily forgiven when weighed against the greatness of the rest of the album. An absolute must for any fan of Barbra, Broadway, or great singing. All three are here in top form.

Rent

One of the best Blu-ray discs I've ever seen. Picture and sound surpass expectation and are near-flawless. Special features are wonderful and allow the viewer to delve deep into the amazing world of Rent, thus allowing a better understanding and greater appreciation of this amazing piece.

As everyone already knows my unrequited love for everything Rent, the remainder of this review will focus on the differences between the movie and stage versions.

While the film reunites most of the Original Broadway Cast, Rosario Dawson and Tracie Thoms fold into the family perfectly as Mimi and Joanne. "Halloween" and "Goodbye Love" are noticeably absent, but don't disrupt the flow of the film.

This is the best big-screen adaptation of a musical to date. You won't be disappointed.