Skye Returning... :(

Robin Christopher is set to return to General Hospital as Skye. I put a sad face in the title of this post because I was hoping she'd give Pine Valley another shot. First airdate, and length of stay are unconfirmed.

Canary Releases Statement...

"My career on All My Children has given me more than words could ever convey, both professionally and personally. I have cherished each and every moment. I would like to thank all the fans who have tuned in throughout the years. Their love and support has meant the world to me. I truly feel that I will leave the show in great hands. The viewers will be happy with how Adam departs the canvas and I know that leaving JR (Jacob Young) as head of the Chandler household will continue to provide the show with many great stories to come. This is not the last you've seen of Adam Chandler. I will be back to check up on the Chandler Clan"

That is an official statement from David Canary regarding his retirement. Rumor has soon-to-be-returning Brooke ushering Adam off canvas in late April or early May.

Too Soon!

TNA Impact moves to Monday nights starting March 8th. Am I the only one who doesn't understand? Even before all the Hogan hoopla, ratings growth was strong and steady on Thursdays. Yes, I understand. Monday is traditionally wrestling night. Here's my question. Why tinker with a formula that's working well? Hogan and others are proving to draw. Why move to a night dominated by the competition and splinter the audience? If Impact were pulling in a 2.0 or higher, and could weather a bit of a ratings dip, I'd be all for the move. I honestly don't think the company is stable enough to go head to head yet. If TNA and Spike absolutely insist on walking this road, why not go 8-10? That way, there entire first hour is unopposed, and can be used to build interest in the remaining portion of the program. I see nothing but negative coming from direct competition.

Sure, there was quite a long stretch of time where WCW overtook WWE in The Monday Night War. Look how that eventually turned out. With most of the people responsible for the demise of WCW running around backstage at TNA with their chests puffed out, it seems as though destiny is doomed to repeat itself. Who knows, maybe we'll all be pleasantly surprised. Maybe both companies will benefit. Maybe wrestling will see another boom in popularity. I'm just very skeptical.

I Hate Hospitals!

Had a little bit of a scare Sunday night. There's something of a flu or virus going around, and I caught a serious dose. I'm amazed at how quickly dehydration sets in. Always be careful to drink plenty of liquid. It's very frightening when everything around you starts spinning. Aside from sitting in the ER for what felt like an eternity, I'm very grateful that everyone involved took such great care of me. Thank goodness everything was over in less then 24 hours. I've heard of people battling this for days, so I feel incredibly lucky. All is well!

Summer Tour?

So, apparently the recent Streisand/Vegas rumors are entirely untrue. Matt, over at Barbra Archives, made an excellent point. Barbra has said time and time again that she doesn't like singing the same songs every night. Hearing it straight from her, why in the world would she agree to a three-year nightly deal? It just doesn't make sense. The original article, and several more reputable sources since, have reported that the reason she declined the offer is to embark on a summer tour. While nothing is confirrmed of yet, said reliable sources say that the possibility of this is fairly good. If it does indeed happen, and she makes her way to the Boston area, you can bet your backside I'll be getting tickets! Will keep everyone posted!

Yet Another Newbie...

Annie Ilonzeh is coming to Port Charles as Maya Ward. She is said to eventually be romantically paired with Ethan. First appearance: March 31, 2010.

Love Him!

Photo Credit: http://www.johnbarrowman.com/

Just wanted to take a quick moment to say thank you to John Barrowman. Don't know if you'll ever read this, but you're amazing! Everything you do is gold. You're voice especially has brought me such joy. Could listen to you sing forever. Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

Canary To Exit...

In a recent interview, All My Children creator Agnes Nixon confirmed that David Canary will soon depart. While I totally understand him not wanting to uproot his life, I simply can't imagine the show without Adam and Stuart. Yes, I know. Stuart has been gone for a while now. On some days though, I see Mr. Canary quickly slip from Adam to Stuart and back again, and can't help but smile. The exit of this actor and his two legendary characters will forever change Pine Valley. I'm so in denial...

Cole Checks In...

Former Guiding Light Star Bradley Cole has landed a gig on General Hospital. Cole, who will play Carlton Bauer, first hits our screens at the end of March.

New Opening!

Hooray! General Hospital is finally getting a new opening! Look for it to debut on February 23rd.

Quote Of The Moment...

"I am the love! Don't let me die away!"

-Promises-Barbra Streisand

Thank God!

I know I'm a little late, but I wanted to wait until I got the screencap. Lorraine Broderick's writing has finally started. I haven't seen a more beautiful soap-related sight then the one on the left in a long time. For those wondering why Pratt is still listed, apparently he'll continue to be until his outlined storylines stop airing. From what I hear though, every effort is being made to speed up that process. Now is certainly the time for lapsed viewers to tune back in. The change in the quality of dialogue and writing was immediately evident on February 8th. Incredible! All My Children is back!

Confessions Of An Ugly Stepsister

An adult retelling of Cinderella, Confessions Of An Ugly Stepsister is undoubtedly Gregory Maguire's best work. Cleverly presented almost entirely in flashback, everything seamlessly interweaves from the opening moment. Curveballs are thrown several times just as you're sure you have everything figured out. The ending, while I'm sure obvious to some, caught me by surprise. You'll get lost in this meticulously crafted world, and wish the ending would never come. I've read it several times. Unforgettable.

Dixie Date...

Cady and Dixie return on March 4, 2010. I'm trying to resist being excited, but think my attempts are futile. Even as shitastic as it's likely to be, I can't wait!

Quote Of The Moment...

"A friend is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."

-Aristotle

Reeves On Contract!

"Calling Dr. Stephen Webber. You've officially been put on contract at GH. Report to office for further details."

That's right. We'll be seeing a lot more of the good Doc. Hopefully his role will be expanded beyond Liz's talk to.

Hypocrisy!

Enough is enough! Why is David Pine Valley's favorite target? There are plenty of people doing underhanded things, and yet everyone has their venomous fangs pointed his way. No one in this town has the right to pass judgment!

Jesse Hubbard, the always upstanding Chief Of Police only arrests people he has personal vendettas against. Ryan admitted to breaking into Wildwind right in front of him, and nothing was done! The two of them went right on conspiring as if Ryan had said that he went to the candy store. This isn't the only time Jesse has overlooked an obvious crime. What a corrupt asshole!

Erica is so upset about the sabotaging of Fusion. She can't believe how amoral someone must be to do something so terrible. Isn't this the same woman who kidnapped Maria's baby and let her believe it was dead? Come on! Ryan is the personification of all that is good. His wife is presumed dead in a tragic accident. Before her body is even cold, he slips into bed with her best friend. Tiring of his new plaything in short order, he is now shacking up with her mother. No, I promise, I'm not kidding. Yet, I'm sure that when the wife reveals herself as walking among the living, saintly Ryan will make it is life's mission to win her back.

Jake is a thief, his wife wasn't sure who fathered her child, and his brother is a murderer who never paid for his crime.

Believe you me, I could go on for hours! Sure, David has done some unspeakable things in his time. The people listed above are only a few quick to throw his actions in his face. They only do it because they know if they take the time to stand in front of a mirror and look at themselves, they'd have to face the ugly looking back!

Anything Goes

Everything John Barrowman is involved in turns to gold. His autobiography, Anything goes is no exception. In the opening pages, John says he wants the experience to be as if you're sitting with him having a conversation. The desired effect is definitely reached. I think the thing I admire most about this read is its honesty. Even in the many moments of humor and silliness throughout, the truth never seems far from the surface.

Every tale told is so obviously an important piece of what makes up John's world. You'll be able to breeze through this one quickly, but be sad when it ends. I promise, you'll love every second. Can't wait to dive into the next installment!

I Can See Clearly Now...

All My Children has officially made the jump to high definition. What a difference! In some cases though, the crystal clear picture doesn't serve well. Everyone knows I love me some Susan Lucci and Erica Kane, but the new-found clarity really shows her age. That's not to say she looks terrible however, it's just that every little imperfection is on display now.

I really like the new sets. Wildwind and the police station really pop. As a whole, I'm definitely all for the switch. Now, with Lorraine Broderick and company coming onboard, maybe the writing will start to match the beautiful visuals.

ECW Rebranded...

ECW will cease to exist in three weeks time. WWE has made the decision to discontinue the brand. I've hoped for a long time that this horribly misrepresented, shadow-of-its-former-self franchise, out of respect for the original incarnation, would die a quiet death. A show, under the WWE umbrella, will continue to air in the existing timeslot.

Charitable Streisand...

Barbra will be one of the many singers and celebrities to participate in a new recording of We Are The World, with proceeds benefiting the victims of the tragedies in Haiti. A video will first air on February 12, 2010 on NBC.

Someone's In The Kitchen...

Doesn't get much yummier then this. My mom's Chicken Enchilada Casserole! Almost everything I love in a single dish! Chicken, cheese, salsa, nacho chips, and, did I mention CHEESE! Makes my tummy and tastebuds so happy!

Date For "Doc" Blu-ray!

Look for What's Up, Doc to debut on Blu-ray on August 10, 2010. Bonus features and other details forthcoming.

Awesome!

I love my blog. I can't believe how fast it's growing. Would just like to thank all my followers. Means so much that you value what I have to say. So happy right now!

James Mitchell Passes...

Sad news. Over the weekend, actor James Mitchell passed away. He, and Palmer Cortlandt, will be greatly missed. I hope All My Children puts together a fitting tribute, and gives the character a respectable sendoff.

Quote Of The Moment

"Backstabbing always leaves blood on your hands, no matter how slick you are with a blade."

-John Barrowman

Les Miserables: 1985 Original London Cast

This recording is unique, in that both brilliance and mediocrity are on prominent display. There's no disputing that Claude-Michel Schonberg and Alain Boublil created a masterpiece with this work. Music, lyrics, and story are among the greatest in the history of musical theatre. My problem lies more with the interpretation of this particular offering. To begin, though this is hard for me to say because of my love for her, I think Patti Lupone was terribly miscast as Fantine. Playing her as a weak victim of circumstance does the character a great disservice. It's also unfortunate that Patti's incredible voice never realizes its full potential.

Why are significant portions of the show missing? Failure to include pivotal scenes and songs is not only unnecessary, but may cause confusion. If a complete version exists, I hope it sees release someday.

Big thumbs up to the bare orchestration. In stark contrast to the lushness of the 10th Anniversary Concert, a gritty reality and simplicity is found. Continuing in a positive light, the original lyrics are extraordinary, and make one question why they were ever rewritten. With the exception of the above mention, this cast is perfect.

The first in a long line of English Les Miserables recordings, The Original London Cast is my pick for all-around standout.

Federal Agent Cast...

Former Another World star Dahlia Salem will join General Hospital in the role of Federal Agent Claire Walsh. First airdate for actress and character are unknown.

Double Casting Shot...

Sarah Wilson will take over the role of Liberty when fan favorite Meredith Hagner vacates. Wilson will debut in March. With the show set to end this September, I think recasting is a mistake. Let Liberty lose her battle with cancer, Meredith earn an Emmy nomination, and fans be spared a useless shakeup.

In related news, Valentina de Angelis will assume the role of Faith Snyder. No further information is available at this time.

The Next "Nature Boy?"

Okay, so everybody knows that AJ Styles turned heel at Genesis and joined forces with Ric Flair. Still don't know exactly how I feel about that, but have heard some very unsettling Impact taping spoilers. Apparently, Flair is grooming Styles to be the next "Nature Boy." What exactly does this mean? I honestly have no idea. I can see it now though. Incredibly cheesy vignettes centered around Ric teaching AJ the proper way to "Whooooooo."

Though this next point wasn't originally mine, it's definitely something to be concerned about. Let's say that whoever is in charge realizes halfway through the angle that it's not working. Do they scrap it entirely, or play it for laughs? Allow me to clarify. Everyone knows that AJ has a thick southern accent. Here's what I see happening. It becomes obvious fairly early on that the idea of turning Styles into a sophisticated, cocky heel doesn't have legs. The whole thing gets turned around on itself, the accent is focused on and overemphasized, TNA's top draw and greatest talent is turned into a country bumpkin joke.

Am I reading too much into this? Probably. Are my fears groundless? I certainly hope so. Knowing the track record of the people involved however, skepticism doesn't even begin to describe what I'm feeling.

More Door Drama!

Turns out the problem with my door isn't fixed after all. The button isn't the culprit though. Apparently, it has something to do with the electrical unit that makes the door open. Thank goodness I made arrangements just in case something like this happened. The company that installed everything will be here tomorrow to get it all working again... hopefully.

Scenery Chewing 101...

Okay, I have to go there. Judi Evans is ridiculous! I have never seen such an over-the-top display as when Paulina was finally ready to come clean to Grant. Hollering, screaming, and flailing your arms does not give a scene depth. Along those same lines, the ability to cry on cue isn't the only requirement to being a good actress. As if those scenes weren't vomit and headache inducing enough, I was forced to sit through yet another Jake/Paulina confrontation. Thank God for Tom Eplin. He was the only thing keeping me from putting a gun to my head. I honestly don't understand how Judi is so highly regarded. I think she's terrible. She officially gets my vote for the worst recast in history! That's saying something. Can't stand her!

Genesis

Let's begin at the beginning. I think replacing the six-sided ring with a traditional style is a big mistake. Six sides was one of the biggest things that made TNA unique. Whoever makes decisions needs to seriously rethink this one. Next, Taz has to go. He is absolutely terrible. The stuttering, calling talent by the wrong names, missing cues, and distasteful humor detract from the product.

Debuts. Impressed with one, disappointed with the other. Brian Kendrick faced off with Amazing Red for the X Division Championship. Answer me this. How does a debuting talent get a championship shot right out of the gate? I would be pissed if I'd been busting my ass just to get overlooked in favor of the latest WWE castoff. That being said, the match itself was very good, and served as proof that Kendrick deserves this chance.

Mr. Anderson's first taste of TNA action was against Abyss. Bit of unsolicited advice for whoever put this one together. When you're trying to get someone over as the next big thing, don't match them up against a man who couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag. Abyss' inability to do anything, with exception to stinking up the joint, severely hindered Mr. Anderson. I know he's better than this, and hope TNA quickly rectifies their mistake. This is one of the only times I can recall a victory meaning less than a loss.

Beer Money was victorious over The Band in a waste of time. When is the wrestling world finally going to realize that Sean Waltman and his running buddies bring nothing to the business?

Desmond Wolfe is the man. His match with The Pope was the second best of the night. He is amazingly innovative and inspiring. The things that this man does should be taught in every wrestling school worldwide. Just plain stunning! I see a title reign on tap for Mr. Wolfe in 2010.

Main event time. Another classic in the series of matches between AJ Styles and Kurt Angle. These two blow expectations up everytime they meet in the ring. Was phenomenal until the closing moments. I had heard that Ric Flair was going to be a mentor-like-figure to Styles. So, when he made his way to ringside shortly after the match began, I didn't think anything of it. I suppose I should have known that "The Dirtiest Player In The Game" would cheat to ensure victory for his man. I'm still disgusted. Can't anyone come up with a creative way to turn heel? I'm sick of the same old garbage. Yes, AJ retained his title. Why did it have to go down this way? I can't talk about it anymore.

Damn Door!

Wake up this morning with my door opener on the fritz. Think it gets fixed, but as soon as the cavalry leaves, malfunctioning again. Second time around, we find the real problem, and everything seems to be working now. Wheels crossed it stays that way.

Bailey Got To Know You...

Sofia Black-D'Elia is set to exit All My Children. Look for Bailey to leave town with Stuart.

Not This Time...

I tuned into American Idol for the ninth season premiere just for the hell of it. What a ridiculous waste of time. This show has become such a joke. What supposed to be a singing competition, has turned into an absolute freakshow. Refuse to get sucked in this time. Ellen DeGeneres isn't enough to convince me to stick around. Have already taken it off my DVR.

New Headwriters Named...

Soap Opera Network is reporting that David Kreizman and Donna M. Swajeski have been named co-headwriters of All My Children. I'm a fan of Ms. Swajeski's work from Another World. Not really familiar enough with Mr. Kreizman to comment. Oh, how I wish Lorraine Broderick could have been convinced to helm AMC permanently.

Too Much, Yet Not Enough...

Just a dishonorable this time round. Jonathan Jackson as Lucky on General Hospital. He completely overacted the scenes where Lucky confronts Jason about choosing to rescue Sam over Lulu. Ridiculousness on display at its finest.

Let's journey to the other end of the spectrum now. Jonathan seemed bored out of his mind during the Lucky/Nikolas confrontation. My three year old nephew showed more emotion when his toy got taken away for misbehaving. Just sad.

Raw: Could Be Interesting...

This post is for Joey.

Going in, knowing Mike Tyson wasguest hosting, my hopes weren't high. I liked the initial confrontation with Sheamus, but then when Cena, Orton, and Kingston joined the fray, it all became very ridiculous. The MVP/Miz segment ran way too long, and was just regurgitated junk. Ending, with Tyson turning on Jericho and aligning with DX was predictable and cheesy.

The Orton/Cena/Kingston match was awesome until Legacy interference led to Randy becoming the number one contender. As much as I dislike how the ending went down, I admit to being intrigued by a Randy Orton/Sheamus confrontation.

Vince promising Bret will never be seen on WWE television again wasn't exactly what I expected. I suppose it served the purpose of making Vince an even bigger heel well though. I fully expect to see Bret handing out retribution next week. There are so many different directions this could go in.

As always, I refuse to comment on anything to do with Mark Henry. They should just put his picture in the dictionary next to the definition of useless. I honestly can't remember anything else that happened.

Was great being able to bounce ideas and predictions off Tim. Definitely awesome to watch wrestling with someone who is as interested as you are.

Dixie Lives?????

Soap Opera Digest is reporting that Cady McClain is returning to All My Children as Dixie Cooney for a short stint. ABC Daytime president Brian Frons hints that the story will involve Tad. Is Dixie alive? Will this be another failed attempt to placate AMC's massive Tad/Dixie fanbase with an insulting ghost storyline? I suspect the latter. Unless an in-the-flesh Dixie returns, this is all pointless.

So Unfortunate...

Just want to say how bad it stinks that As The World Turns is going off the air. This show has such unfulfilled potential, and great storylines in the works. Very unfortunate. Moving on...

Who ever thought Craig would be the voice of logic and reason? Everything he pointed out to Jack about their respective treatment of Carly is true. As much as I think Jack and Carly should be the endgame, some serious self-examination on each of their parts is necessary.

Where does Janet fit into all this? I don't see a Dusty pairing having any sort of longevity. Truthfully, I think the final months of the show would be much more enjoyable without him around. Janet is going to have enough on her plate with Liberty's diagnosis anyway. Should provide emmy reels for all involved. May even put them in the race for top honors at this year's awards.

Blah, Blah, Blah!

Sorry I haven't been posting all that much. Just haven't had a whole hell of a lot to say. Would like to eventually write about the TNA/WWE showdown, but still trying to wrap my head around everything that's happened. Don't want to be one of those people who post just to post. Wait, isn't that what I'm doing right now? Anyway, hopefully something will spur inspiration soon.

Can't Believe It!

Hallelujah! Julia Barr will be reprising her emmy-winning role of Brooke English on All My Children beginning February 23rd. I can't even begin to tell you how happy this news makes me. No word yet regarding reintroduction or storyline. With Lorraine Broderick at the helm, I have the utmost confidence that it will be amazing. Welcome back, Brooke! We've missed you so!

Quote Of The Moment...

"1 Saviour + 3 Nails = 4 Given"

Happy Anniversary!

On this day in 1970, legendary soap scribe Agnes Nixon introduced the world to All My Children. For forty years, this television staple has been a part of our daily lives. One of the most endearing things about this show is its willingness to tackle difficult issues with grace and poise. When a story is written and acted well, it can oftentimes serve as an educational tool on the topic with which it deals. Ms. Nixon, and most other creators involved with this groundbreaking drama, have, through their tireless work and dedication, insured that Pine Valley will live forever.

So, on this momentous milestone of an anniversary, I would like to thank All My Children for being a part of my life I couldn't imagine living without. We've had our ups and downs, and are sure to have many more as we continue this journey together. With cautious optimism, I look forward to many more years. Happy anniversary, All My Children. Here's to an endless existence!

Delay!

The Village Vanguard DVD has and delayed! It is now expected to be released sometime in April or May.

If This Had Been An Actual Emergency...

Okay, so I'm sitting here reading just now and the emergency alarm goes off. Most of the time when this happens, management comes over the intercom to let us know that it's just a test and not to worry. No word from them this time. So, after sitting for a minute debating what to do, I go out in the hall. All the doors have closed, leaving me nowhere to go. Fortunately, a gentleman coming through in search of an elevator was kind enough to hold the door and let me pass.

Once on the other side, a fellow resident told me that the elevators would be shut down if this were indeed an emergency. Not knowing what else to do, I came back into my apartment and continued to do what I was before the interruption. As it turns out, the alarm stopped moments after, and everything seems okay. Here's my question. Let's say this was for real. How exactly am I supposed to find my way to safety? I'm alone the majority of the day, we've already established the elevators are a no-no in these situations, and the stairs aren't an option for me. What people have rescue priority? How long would it take someone to get to me? Would it be too late?

Yes, I'd like to think that a solution to every possible scenario has been thought of. I can't be the only one who is concerned about this. Wouldn't you think that some sort of memo or pamphlet detailing answers to these questions would be available to residents? I honestly don't think anyone would let harm come to us. All I'm saying is that it would be nice to know what's going on so that our minds could be at ease.

In 2010...

We'll call these a list of goals I hope to accomplish in the coming year.

Better Diet: While marked improvement was made in 2009, things can always get better.

Lose Weight/Exercise: Yes, I know. I'm not obese or anything, but I'm not quite happy with where I'm at either. I figured these two go hand in hand and, let's face it, improving my overall health is a win-win.

Write More: I'm not just talking silly blog stuff either. Writing has always been a great way for me to express emotion. When I get around to/feel inspired to do it, I'm usually pleased with the results. The thing is, if I want to shape this passion into a career of some sort, I have to commit to the creative process.

More Live Wrestling: The attending live events aspect of my life's passion has fallen by the wayside in the last five years and must be remedied. Nothing makes me feel more alive. Nothing.

Learn More About God: It's very simple. I want to devote a good portion of my time to learning about the being who is responsible for everything in existence.

Letting Go: 2009 was the first year that, with the support of some amazing people, I was finally able to start living life in the present. While a part of certain people will always live on in me, I resolve to tuck the past into a quite little corner of myself where it belongs.

Only Reason To Watch!

Melissa Claire Egan as Annie on All My Children stands alone. The courtroom scenes were flawless. I don't think I've ever seen an actress so committed to her character. Melissa Claire is a rarity in this dying industry. No matter what horseshit, turkey material she is given, you can't look away. I'll remember those courtroom scenes for years to come. Absolute and total perfection!

The Professional Wrestler In The World Of Sports Entertainment

Ever dreamed of becoming a professional wrestler? Thank Matt Murphy for writing this step-by-step guide of dos, don'ts and breaking in. One of the first things I noticed when starting to read this book is the great amount of respect with which Matt treats his audience. Unfortunately, more often then not when picking up a wrestling-themed book, it becomes obvious fairly quickly that the author is under the mistaken impression that the person who shelled out good money to buy his work is of below average intelligence. No worry of that here. Everything is on the level.

The Professional Wrestler In The World Of Sports Entertainment is inspiring, and dangerously close to perfection. Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!

Continuing The Tradition...

Yay for another gingerbread house! Very pretty, don't you think? Enjoyed making it with the nephew, sister, and mom. While the little man scooping the frosting into his mouth made me kind of queasy, it was definitely cute. Hope we do this every year forever.

Disappointing Finale...

I know I'm a little late, but it's time to weigh in on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance. While I think Russell was very deserved of all the applause and praise he got, Jakob should have been given the winning crown hands down. I felt privileged to watch this master perform every week. As upset as I was with the end result, Rebecca pointed something out to me. The winner of the competition is named America's Favorite Dancer, not America's Best Dancer. Either way, I'll make the same prediction for Jakob as I did Legacy. His future in the world of dance is secure, bright, and ripe with possibility.

Quote Of The Moment...

Matt Striker:

Look at Randy Orton, all serpentine like.....

Regis:

Serpentine? Sounds like an STD...

Never Thought I'd See The Day!

I'm officially canceling my Randy Orton Fan Club membership. I'm so sick of it all. The monotone delivery, never winning a match clean, the same old speeches. I'm not denying the guy has talent. When the rare opportunity arises where he chooses to have a fair match and showcase his skill, it's obvious you're watching a Hall Of Fame bound superstar. Watching practically the same shit week in, week out, makes me want to rip my eyes from their sockets. Jericho and CM Punk are working on my last nerve too. Get these guys off TV for a while. Let them recharge their batteries creatively. Maybe, if they go away for a while, when they eventually return, I'll have a fresh perspective. Right now though, they're all dangerously close to getting the wrong kind of heat from me.

Yes, Tim. It finally happened.

Sent Packin'!

Jonathan "Legacy" Perez was voted off So You Think You Can Dance this week. Just wanted to make this quick post to acknowledge how inspirational he has been. The amount of growth and dedication is wonderful to see. If he chooses to continue walking this path, big things await him. We definitely haven't seen the last of Legacy.

Larson Making The Move!

Soaps In Depth is reporting that Jill Larson has been offered, and has accepted contract status at All My Children. You can never have enough Opal. I can't wait to see what kind of trouble she gets herself into. Hopefully a huge storyline is planned.

Palmer!

James Mitchell will return to All My Children as Palmer Cortlandt for the 40th anniversary celebration on January 5, 2009. Though only for a one or two day stint, it will be great to see this powerhouse actor and legendary character.

Sleepy Boy!

Someone was definitely tired when he came to visit Uncle Reeg last week. Don't be fooled, he was awake within minutes and reeking havoc. Just kidding. This sleeping angel is absolutely adorable.

Not So Fast...

Conflicting reports everywhere! News of the search for a new Amanda was premature. Reps for All My Children went to the press yesterday to let everyone know that Chishell Stause will remain with the show and insisted that recent recast rumors were false. Fingers crossed. I hope it's true.

Astounding!

Julie Pinson should be teaching a masterclass in acting. She was simply amazing as Janet on As The World Turns this week. The confrontation with Jack right before he decides to leave was some of the most amazing stuff I've seen in a long time. Julie gives 110 percent to absolutely everything she does and is inspiring to watch. I think Pinson must mean perfection in another language.

So Long, Oakdale!

We Love Soaps' Roger Newcomb has just broken the news that As The World Turns has been canceled! Even though we all knew it was probable, there are no words to express my deep sadness. Another one gone. I... I...

The final episode will air in September 2010.

Search For New Amanda Begins...

Apparently, we've all been lied to again. Several reputable sources are reporting that All My Children has begun searching for someone to assume the role of Amanda Dillon. This in spite of the fact that current portrayer, Chishell Stause has expressed interest in continuing. How can TPTB make such ridiculous decisions and still have jobs? I just don't understand.

Wittrock Sticking Around...

Oh, joy! Yet another useless newbie has been given a contract. Finn Wittrock will continue to pollute our screens as Damon. What exactly is the point of this? I thought the incoming regime was supposed to be cleansing Pine Valley of the unnecessary garbage plague.

Turning Back The Clock Of Time...

I enjoyed Raw a lot this week. The three-hour Thanksgiving extravaganza was very well put together. Not going to waste time going match by match, but did love the premise of the evening. More accurately, I loved it until Randy Orton was thrown into the mix. The guy needs a break to revitalize, and us fans desperately need one from The Legend Killer.

Speaking of a long-overdue break, DX is wearing on my last nerve. How much longer is this ridiculous shit going to continue? The perfect opportunity to make something memorable out of what transpired at Survivor Series was totally blown. I can't take much more.

While it was definitely too early for such a big push, Sheamus winning the battle royal was a very welcome surprise. Hope he proves worthy by delivering a solid main event with Cena.