
One of my Christmas wishes has been granted early. MVP has quit WWE! I've never seen the point of this talentless jobber, and am so happy he'll no longer be polluting WWE television! Merry Christmas to me!

Of course, when someone cuts ties with WWE, everyone wonders the over/under time of a TNA debut. Knowing the caliber and talent of their booking committee and creative team, Tim and I put our heads together, and came up with the perfect gimmick. MVP is brought in to tag with The Pope, they're outfitted in prison garb and chains, and dubbed The Ex Con Connection! Come on now, is that not brilliant?! Just to be clear, my best bud and I aren't racists. We've just been watching wrestling long enough to know how dumb supposed creative geniuses usually are. The two of us just thought we'd light the spark, and let the volcano of creative juices flow!
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