Dashed Dreams! Kaye Reups With AMC...

I am absolutely heartbroken. Thorsten Kaye has inked a new deal with All My Children. With the recent rumblings of failing contract negotiations, my heart was all aflutter with dreams of the demise of Zach Slater. Unfortunately for everyone who believes in the equal treatment of women, Mr. Slater is set to infect our television screens for a long time. I hate this!