If I Were In Charge...

I have a confession to make. On a fairly regular basis, I find myself fantasizing about what it would be like to be running the ship at AMC. Without question, my first order of business would be to fire their horrible excuse for an executive producer, Julie Hanan Carruthers. Next to go, equally terrible casting director Judy Blye Wilson. Replacing Miss Carruthers and sharing executive producing duties would be Jordan and Ashley of The Pine Valley Podcast. Likewise, Tina of Daytime Confidential would assume the role previously held by Miss Wilson.

With the higher-ups taken care of, my attention would then move to trimming the oversized cast of unnecessary fat. Dre, Colby, Randi, Annie, Emma, and Ryan would leave PV ASAP. With that item on the check list ticked, work would immediately start on initiating the returns of several of AMC's favorite characters. Cady McClain and Julia Barr would be first on the list. Doing whatever necessary, I would make sure they knew how unjustly they were treated, how much their presence is needed, and deliver on promises of front-burner storylines.

The above things are just a few to do in order for All My Children to return to the top of the mountain. May Brian Frons promptly remove his head from his ass and take necessary and immediate action.